Nothing signals the start of summer like the shrieks and screams of thrill-seekers riding the latest pulse-spiking attractions. This year, Southern California’s amusement and theme parks deliver around $145 million in new diversions designed to terrify or tantalize. A sampling:

Toy Story Mania
Who’ll love it: Gamers
Find it: Disney’s California Adventure
First ride: June 17, 2008
The tab: $80 million
“Shrunken” to the size of a toy, riders travel through a 3-D videogame while firing virtual darts, eggs and pies at carnival midway games displayed on giant screens.
411: Spring-loaded cannons fire up to six rounds per second.
After the jump: The Simpsons Ride (Universal Studios Hollywood), Pony Express (Knott’s Berry Farm), Lost Kingdom of Adventure (Legoland California) and X2 (Six Flags Magic Mountain).

Simpson Ride
Who’ll love it: Fan boys
Find it: Universal Studios Hollywood
First ride: May 17, 2008
The tab: $40 million
Join the Springfield clan as the first visitors to Krustyland, the cantankerous clown’s low-budget theme park complete with the dreaded Tooth Chipper roller-coaster.
411: Visitors enter the attraction through Krusty’s mouth, walking along his squishy, unfurled tongue.

Pony Express
Who’ll love it: Soccer moms and NASCAR dads
Find it: Knott’s Berry Farm
First ride: May 22, 2008
The tab: $10 million
Ride astride one of 16 roller-horses on an elongated figure-8 track featuring hairpin turns, whoop-de-dos and 60-degree banks.
411: Launch accelerates from 0 to 38 mph in three seconds.

Lost Kingdom of Adventure
Who’ll love it: Tweeners
Find it: Legoland California
First ride: Opened in March, 2008
The tab: $2 million-$5 million
Adventurers trek through ancient temple ruins aboard an off-road vehicle while shooting at animated targets with laser blasters.
411: Some characters return fire with water blasts.

X2
Who’ll love it: Adrenaline junkies
Find it: Six Flags Magic Mountain
First ride: May 24, 2008
The tab: $10 million
The oft-troubled X coaster with rotating, 360-degree seats gets special effects and lighter-weight cars in a much-anticipated rehab.
411: Military-spec parts and fighter-plane paint promise to make the 75-mph coaster seem even fiercer.
Find the latest amusement and theme park news at the
Los Angeles Times Funland blog: www.latimes.com/funland.
— Brady MacDonald, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer
[Graphics by Lorena Iñiguez / Los Angeles Times]
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May 8th, 2008 at 9:02 am
I am appalled that there are now shoot-em-up rides. Yeah, let’s teach our kids that drive by shootings are fun!
May 8th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Where do you get the “Drive by” shooting connection. Clearly you’ve only read about them or seen them on TV. If you don’t like the ride, don’t pay the money or go to the park. Nobody’s strpping you into the park.
PS: Those graphics by Lorena Iñiguez are a hoot.