CARIBBEAN | BERMUDA

Sleeping around Bermuda

In six lodging categories, standards are high-- but so are the prices.

By Robert Cross, Chicago Tribune Staff Reporter
12:59 PM PDT, April 18, 2007

HAMILTON, Bermuda

Three of the four roofs above our heads were made of slate and painted white. My wife, Juju, and I ran around for a week, sampling places to stay, and most had in common those white slate roofs.

The exception? I'm not sure what material they used on it, but the thing managed to stay put during 40-knot winds one dark and stormy night.

Because tropical gales do hit Bermuda now and then, the building code calls for sturdy, whitewashed roofing that laughs at hurricanes. The whitewash purifies rainfall, the only intrinsic source of fresh water on the islands. The heavy slate partners with gravity to keep roofs from blowing away.

That one roof deviated from the norm because it was stretched over a sort of tent and therefore the entire "room" had the flexibility of an Olympic gymnast. I'm referring to our cabana at the 9 Beaches resort, where 84 cute little units wear cloth walls and roofs stretched over metal frames.

9 Beaches falls into a specific Bermudan lodging slot called Cottage Colony.

For its size (only 24 miles long and a mile wide at its widest), Bermuda offers sleep options in six categories, most of them expensive, but all precisely defined in Department of Tourism listings.

Besides Cottage Colonies--which can range from those tent-like cabanas to fair-sized detached houses--those categories are Bed-and-Breakfasts; Inns; Cottages, Suites and Apartments; Resort Hotels, and Small Hotels. (Private Clubs would be a seventh category--but only for the chosen few.)

In such a short time, we couldn't even get a feel for all of the lodging segments, let alone take a good look at every facility. But Juju and I did stay at a Small Hotel, a B&B and a Cottages, Suites and Apartments (a Cottage in our case), as well as the 9 Beaches Cottage Colony.

Of course, 9 Beaches is almost all about those beaches--some long, some tiny, but every one a suitable playground for people who come to Bermuda for sun, sand and sea. The colony is about as far west as one can get--out on a peninsula called Daniel's Head.

The nine beaches aren't covered by that famous but elusive Bermuda pink, but they squish pleasingly between the toes anyway.

Guests at 9 Beaches find most of their amenities in an all-in-one resort building, a sort of hilltop mother ship. Inside, the Hi Tide Dining room handles breakfast (included) and dinner (extra). The main building also houses the main cocktail lounge and the only TVs. Dark `n' Stormy--a beachside bar named for Bermuda's trademark rum and ginger-beer libation--serves up drinks and light meals all day.

For room service or beach service, a meal cart makes deliveries around the resort. At check-in, the staff reveals how you summon the cart, reserve dinner, call a taxi or seek out anything else on the 18-acre spread. They hand over a cell phone with all pertinent numbers on speed dial. No charge for local calls.

That explains the lack of a land-line telephone in the cabana. A portable, floor-model air conditioner takes the edge off a really hot day--just barely. The bathroom--shower only--was small enough that the Essence of Bermuda after-sun lotion and Lord & Mayfair conditioning shampoo stood within easy reach.

We stayed in a Top Banana cabana, top of the line with a rate of $375 a night in high season (June 1 through Oct. 31) last year. Other cabanas went for $240, $280 and $335.

Where am I?

Should we take offense, order a drink, or what? That depends, of course, on where you think these words turned up.


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